Article I
The Club Bylaws
Clubhouse Probation started with a simple idea: you can dress like a member and still be one incident away from losing your membership.
We make golf apparel that clears the dress code on the way in and quietly ignores it on the way out. Pressed collars. Clean crests. Conduct under review.
Our founding member, The Bandit, has been suspected of nearly everything that has happened on the course. Nothing has been proven. He remains a member. Somehow.
The committee has asked us to state that none of this is encouraged. Consider it stated.
Properly Dressed. Poorly Supervised.™

