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Members laughing outside the clubhouse at golden hour

Properly Dressed. Poorly Supervised.™

Premium golf apparel for members in questionable standing.

We’ll let you know when the clubhouse opens. Probably.

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The Collection

Design previews — final products may vary.

“Membership Under Review” Rope Hat design previewComing Soon

“Membership Under Review” Rope Hat

For members awaiting a decision from the committee.

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Members’ Collection Polo, Navy design previewComing Soon

Members’ Collection Polo, Navy

Country-club looks. Questionable intentions.

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The Clubhouse Classic Polo, Burgundy design previewComing Soon

The Clubhouse Classic Polo, Burgundy

Clean lines. Clubhouse approved. Mostly.

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Local Legend Tee design previewComing Soon

Local Legend Tee

Local Legend. Statistically Unconfirmed.

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Handicap: Pending Investigation Tee design previewComing Soon

Handicap: Pending Investigation Tee

Your number is between you and the committee.

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The Course Map Polo, Green design previewComing Soon

The Course Map Polo, Green

All eighteen holes. No handicaps included.

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The Palm & Cart Polo, Navy design previewComing Soon

The Palm & Cart Polo, Navy

Palm trees, carts and unsupervised raccoons.

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The Palm Print Polo, Tan design previewComing Soon

The Palm Print Polo, Tan

Tropical, technically. Still on the course.

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The Committee Trucker Cap design previewComing Soon

The Committee Trucker Cap

Mesh back. Official front.

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The Probation Trucker Cap, Cream design previewComing Soon

The Probation Trucker Cap, Cream

Patch on. Standards flexible.

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The Clubhouse Probation Tee, Green design previewComing Soon

The Clubhouse Probation Tee, Green

The name, on your back. For all to read.

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“Membership Under Review” Tee, Grey design previewComing Soon

“Membership Under Review” Tee, Grey

Wear it while you wait. It may be a while.

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Cart Path Violation Tee design previewComing Soon

Cart Path Violation Tee

The sign said cart path only. The sign is not a witness.

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The Beer Cart Heist Tee design previewComing Soon

The Beer Cart Heist Tee

No witnesses. No charges. No comment.

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Seen around the clubhouse

Member in the Members’ Collection Polo on the courseMembers in the Local Legend tee and crest tee by a golf cartMembers gathered outside the clubhouse at golden hour

Concept imagery. Final products may vary.

Case Files

Every collection is a new case.

Each drop documents another incident in which the Bandit got into trouble on the course. Charges were filed. Nothing stuck.

Case File No. 001CP Dept.

“Local Legend”

Local Legend artwork
Status:Open
Case File No. 002CP Dept.

“The Beer Cart Heist”

The Beer Cart Heist artwork
Status:Open
Case File No. 003CP Dept.

“Cart Path Violation”

Cart Path Violation artwork
Status:Open
The Bandit, a raccoon in a CP cap and aviators
Meet the Bandit

Always suspected. Never caught.

Official Rap Sheet

Name
The Bandit
Known Aliases
Lefty, Inmate #19
Handicap
Pending Investigation
Last Seen
Near the beverage cart
Charges
Excessive celebrating, cart path violations, mulligan abuse
Status
Still a member. Somehow.

The Clubhouse Promise

Made for Your Foursome

Golf-inspired design, built around the people you tee off with.

Approved for the Clubhouse

A classic, clubhouse-inspired look that passes the door check.

Not Approved by the Committee

The attitude. Sold separately. Actually, included.

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